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Enikku athraye parayaanullu. Tin2 n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi Frnd to salesman: 1 litre ulli. Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri Frnd: entha? Tin2: potta, nammal kuppi eduthilla!! Father: examinu nee thottaal pinne enne acha ennu vilikkanda. Kurachu divasam kazhinju Father: enthayi result? Tin2: Sorry da aliya. Wife: Bhoomi kulungunnundennu thonnunnu!!! Tin2: Nee kidannu urngan nokku. Nammude veedu allallo..

Vaadaka veedalle.. Tintumon is the new sensation among Malayalees. Here are some famous and humorous Tintumon jokes. Tintu mon SMS jokes for mobile phones. Tintumon SMS text messages and funny sms messages in Malayalam. Read, enjoy and send SMS to your friends about Tintumon. Tintumon's theories and observation along with his single line quotations are the latest hit dialogues in Kerala. Send Tintumon SMS to your friends and see the smile on their faces.

Sort By: Date Rating. Vtle vazhak. SMS by Najiya naji. SMS by Shan SMS by afshan. SMS by Shyamal Kadamberi. SMS by Aneesh Ayub. It is belong to Sex shayari! Hot funny comedy. SMS by Ajeesh Gopu. SMS by Joe Kayamkulam. Kathakali book cheyyan vanna tintu. SMS by Cat Zipata.

Cumma oru Intresting joke. SMS by letthi kavu. SMS by Shammas Ahammed. Girl :what's up?? Boy:Thank you! Girl :it's my pleasure! Boy:my bajaj pulsur He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes Driver: RS. Japani: Why so expensive?? Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her eyes n returned Home From that day onwards peoplestarted saying Ladies First. I love you i love you very much i love you realy i love you agan bcoz.

Swami vivek anand paranjatundu love animals. Forest attendance!!!! The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends.

Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there. Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world environment day:. I crack a joke To make you smile A hardened look on your face Is your reply. Not a peep not a word it's like meeting a silent bird; Strange and unusual But then Out of the midst of a scowl The corners of her mouth Turn upwards into A beautiful smile. A laugh, a happy ray of hope.

I am having an unordinary day. A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar Man : wtf Please do me this favour As a biology student i have to do research about monkeys it would be very helpful.

This iz cheating Knock, Knock Who's there? I don't know i don't know who? U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf. U jump out of da window Boy: Marry me? Girl: Do you have a house?

Oh dear! Think I need to share an antidote: a page showing how hard work, brain power and passion, can help now and in the future. If I begin to procrastinate today instead of tomorrow, would that be considered self-improvement? Hah, nice try! If you're interested in finding about procrastination, today and not tomorrow, then I suggest you check out this page on procrastination at Hypnosis Downloads.

Son, what do you want for your birthday? Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. Yep, a person who originally wrote this is a MAN! So, in the interests of fair play! Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing? The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Hah, but if you have strong self-esteem, you really feel okay about yourself no matter what, then who cares if someone is watching or not, eh! Check out Hypnosis Downloads' self-esteem page - if feeling okay like this is of interest to you. Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile It's great to see someone happy with their body image is all I can say!

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.